May 12, 2008

The Last Laugh

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody but one woman laughed uproariously.

"What is the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?"

"I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm quitting Friday."

May 5, 2008

An Inspirational Poster You’ll Never See

If you do a good job and work hard you may get a job with a better company someday.

April 28, 2008

Sez Who

When a boss has a solution for a non-existent problem it’s "elegant foresight." When a worker suggests something like that, it’s "rocking the boat”.

April 21, 2008

Robinson Crusoe

Always remember: The only man who ever got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.